You're Sitting At Home, Facebooking, Tweeting, or Blogging & Life's Passing You By, Maybe I'll Follow Him Tomorrow Maybe Next Week, No Do It Right Now!
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond